!~Introduction Of The New Program, SA Report~!

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 143-2 That's My Counter Strike Score!!! Awesome!! B4 I Elaborate, This Post Is For Guys!! With The Possible Exception Of Kye Chin And Lynn Because They Awesome Ppl Who Play Shooting Games XD! Ok!! The Secret To This Score Is The Ultimate The Smexy And All Time Fav... QuickScope-QuickZoom or QS-QZ That With An Additional Natural Talent And A Pinch Of Quick Reaction Is Pure OWNAGE!! Equation is something like
QS-QZ + Talent + Reaction Speed= Lots Of Kills! Yes? =) Although My CS Score Whoops Ass... In SA I Am Not The Best Sniper Around... Even So You Can Consider Me One Of The Best In Our Gang. Yes? I Am Not Bragging But.... You Disagree?? Then 3rd Supply 1 on 1 B Long With Me And Prove You Are Better Than Me!! ^^ ( I Sound So Lan C XD) HeHe!! Now For Today SA Report!! Aaron Has Seriously Reached The Top Of My Pure Gayness Meter... He Keeps Flashing Friend And Foe Alike!! Pisses Me And Bs(Boon Sing~~ Don't Get Confused With BS Which Is BackStab) To The *CENSORED* Core!!!! == Really.... Sorry Aaron.. It Has To Be Said... You Know What Is Gay?? Hong.... Killed Me 3 Times In A Row In Warehouse.... So Many Thanks To Alex Who Killed Hong Many Times!! Alex I Owe You YO! HeHeHe !~~! Oh Btw There Are Clowns In Our Gang... Mainly Basil And Jing Ying !~~! If You Want Their Show You Have To Buy Them Something In SA.. Its Worth The Money^^ HaHaHaHaHaHaHa !~~! I Don't Know How They Do That!! So Angry!! ARGGH!! HaHaHaHa !~~! Anyway Now In SA Report I Will Talk About New And Upcoming Talents In The Fields Of Sniper, Rifle And Knife. Upcoming Talents In Sniping Are People Like Aaron *cough cough* And Kok Yi *ahem ahem* Yes You May Say "WTF??! Malcolm Are You MAD??!!" or You Might Say "Malcolm Noob La Tats Why He Say Those Noobs Are Pro >.>" Whatever You May Choose To Say I Believe In This People And Their Talents! Kok Yi May Not Seem Like Much But He Has The Knack Of Turning Up At The Right Places At The Right Time. He Does This And Before You Know It Bang You Are Dead! Basil, Boon, Terence And Me We Have All Felt His Gay Ability~~ As For Aaron He Is Known For Gay Flashes, But When he Gets Serious.. He Is A Small Force To Be Reckoned With... Even If All The Pro Snipers In Our Gang Like Basil And Boon...How Do You Chinese People Say?? Um.. Give Water XD !~~! Well That Concludes Our Report For Upcoming Talents On Sniping. For All You Budding Snipers Out There That I Know, Work Hard And You Might Find Your Name Here In My New Program, SA Report!! ^^ As For Talents With The Rifles... Only One Person Deserves This Honor Of Being Named As A New Talent With The Rifle... It's Not A Guy, So Guess Who? *L*o*L* It's None Other Than Our Kye Chin!!! *Claps And Whistles* Known For Her Outstanding Ability To Headshot People Such As Danly And Terence. Her Trademark Is The Gun Called The SCAR!! Once She OWNED Two Idiots( Danly And Me) Who Tried To GangBang Her In A Warehouse Match.. Wew She Truly Is The Greatest!! Anyone Disagrees? Talk To My Fists!! Now We Come To Knifes !~~! So Far With All My Experience And Knowledge Of Knifes... NO ONE Can Take Down The 3 Knife Kings That We Have!! In Order Of The Best To The Worst Of The Best.. Chun Fai, Terence, and Boon Sing!! So Basically There Are NO New Talents For The Knife Catergory^^ Anyway SA Report Will Be Back Next Week Or Sooner IF There Is Something Interesting That Happened. I Hope I Can Get The Support Of My Sifu/Master And Best Friend Basil And Also The Support Of My Good Friend And Fellow Student Of The Art Of Quickscope, Bs/Boon Sing ^^ Thank You Everyone!! Remember Work Hard Dudes!!(or Dudettes In Kye Chin's Case) !~~!