Is The DarkAngel Going Soft?? XD

Hi Guys!!! Well It's The ''Wet'' Dude Again...... LoL! Remember My Previous Post About Me Going To Be Less Nice To People?? Well I Think That It Is Kinda Stupid!! Come On, I Was Born To Make People Laugh!! Right?? Right?? I Know What You Are Thinking While You Are Reading This Post... It's Either Your Fav Funny Memory Of Me Or This Gay Is Lame..... LoL HAHA Anyway... Yen Ling Asked Me This: ''Malcolm Why Is Your Pants Wet??'' What The Heck...... That Question Completly Blew The Pants Off Me!! XD Well At Least She Is Finally Cracking Jokes In Front Of Me...... Or Maybe That Wasn't A Joke.... LoL Girls Are Confusing:D There Is Another Problem... I Keep Seeing Two Versions Of Qi Ern!! First Version: Good Version Of Her. The First Time I Saw Version Number One Was In The Morning.... She Came In Looking All Nerdy. Like Her Hair Was Pinned Up And Stuff. It Stayed That Way Till After Rehat So I Said Haha I Guess She IS Turning Nerdy.... Soon After Rehat I Saw Version Number Two.... WeW!! One Word To Describe It... GANAS!!! Or It Could Be POWER!!!! She Looked Like..... Hard To Describe... Then I Asked Her: ''Did You Change Your Hairstyle??''She Said No... LoL!! Qi Ying And Terence Were Like ''Are You Crazy Malcolm??'' UGH So Confusing!!!! So I Figured I Was Just Too Used To Seeing Her Nerdy!!! The End!! (Of The Story Not Today's Post) =.= LoL!! Hmmm What Else Happened Today?? Oh Yeah We Got Our Class Peratus And Purata And Stuff!! I'm Happy To Reveal That I Got Second!!!!!!! *claps claps* LOL!! Siti Maisarah Got First=.= But Justin Got Third!!! Whooo Hooo!!! Three Cheers For Justin!!! (It Fits Cuz He Got Third!!!)XD Haha Well I Saved The Best For Last..... Before I Mention This Incident... To Anyone Reading This.... If You Are Someone Who Is Easily Disgusted Then Don't Read This!! But If You Like Science And You Want A Laugh To Cheer You Up... Read On!!!:D













Today Our First Period Was Science...... Just For Extra Info.... I Did Not Sleep A Wink Last Night.... ''SHE'' Kept Coming Into My Head...=.= zzzz So I Was Like Really Sleepy... So I Planned To Spend Some Quality Time In Class With My Friend MR. ZZZ:D Was I To Know Sanjiv Would Sit Behind Me???=.= But I Slept Anyway.... Soon I Was Drifting Into A World Of Dreams Where Everything Was Possible!!:D Then I Heard Sanjiv's Voice.. ''Teacher Teacher What Would Happen If Men Ate A Lot Of Eggs And Oysters??'' That Was Enough For Teacher To Start Telling Us About All The Myths About Food Which Make Men Stronger ''Down There'' =.=( She Is A Very Good Teacher By The Way:D) So I was Like WHAT THE HELL!!!! ARGH And I Went For A Date With Ms.ZZZ:D Yet Again I Heard Another Voice, This Time Sabrina Was Calling Me:D How Could I Be Angry With Someone Who Has Been So Nice To Me?? So I Asked Her What She Needed. She Said She, Candy And Shiao Yen(i dont know if i got the spelling rightXD) Wanted Me To Ask Teacher Something:D So I Said Sure!!! =.= BIG MISTAKE!!! So They Told Me What They Wanted To Know.... I Was Shocked!! But I Had Promised Them.... So I Asked Teacher..(By The Way.... We Were Learning Bout Period And Stuffs....) ''Teacher I Have Been Told To Ask You This Question But I Will Not Reveal Who.. So If I Make You Angry By Asking This Question Please Forgive Me'':D Those Were My Words.... So Teacher Said Ask Away Malcolm!! Here Goes!!
Malcolm: ''Teacher What Would Happen If A Girl Has Her Period And She Has Sexual Intercourse??
Teacher: I Would Not Recomend That Malcolm Because If You Have Sexual Intercourse With A Girl While She Has Her Period, Your AHEM Will Absorb All The Dirty Blood.........
WTF MAN!!!
I Know Most You Girls Reading This Is Going: EWWW EWWW EWWW GROSS!!!! True I Do Not Blame You!! I Feel The Same Way.... But Look At How Teacher Explained IT!!! Teacher:(I Would Not Recomend That Malcolm) Wth The Hell I Never Said I Wanted To DO IT!! hahaha Now That We Are All Grossed Out:D I Will Say My GoodBye!!! Oh Yea:D Leave Some Comments Bout This ''Incident'':D Bye Bye!! XD